Escort Info (for the Newbies)

[LoveTheLadies]

We all have to start somewhere and there's a lot of confusing acronyms, code words, half speak and unsaid agreements and acknowledgements with escorts. So here's some hints for the newbies.

You see these a lot in ads -

$ $100
$$ $200

$$$ $300
$$$.5 $350 (get it?)

These are the acronyms that are regularly part of ads and of escort reviews.

AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
AAMP - Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency (Escort Agency) - A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Amazon - A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus - Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus
AR (Anal Rimming) - Oral stimulation of anus
Around the world - Analingus and Fellatio
Asian - Refers to AR
Asian Cowgirl - Girl on top, squatting.
ASP - Adult Service Provider
ATF - All Time Favorite
ATM - Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo - Menstruation or "Period"
Babyback - Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch - Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur - Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons - Breast implants
Bareback - Without a condom
Barracuda - A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin - (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means hand job.
BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF - Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS - Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
BCD - Behind Closed Doors
BDSM - Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret - A condom.
Beso Negro - Anal Rimming
BF - Boy Friend
Birdwatching - BBBJTCWS
BJ - Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
Blackhole - Anus
BLS - Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill - Viagra
Blue Steel - Viagra
Brown Shower - Defecation on your partner.
BS - Body slide (Usually part of a "sensual massage". Where a woman slides her body on yours using oil.)
BSD - Big Swinging Dick
BSW - Black Street Walker
BTW - By the Way
Butterface - Everything looks good, but her face
Call Girl - Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash - ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ - Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC - Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees.
CC - Credit Card
CC Rider - Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD - Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS - Covered Doggy Style
CFS - Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG - Call Girl
Chump - A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM - Cum in Mouth
Civilian - A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
Clockwatcher - A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD - Carpet Matches Drapes (means her natural hair color)
CMT - Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF - Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs - Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Completion - Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover - Condom
Covered - Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CG - Cow Girl, Girl on top facing you.
Crime scene action - Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising - Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee - Releases, Orgasms
Dance and Dash - A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date - A session
DATO - Dining at the O, Analingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY - Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE - Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF - Drug and Disease Free
DDG - Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP - Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat - Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender - A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly or is accused of something in an escort forum, regardless of whether it is accurate.
Deposit - A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE - Dead Fish Experience
DFK - Deep French Kissing
DIY - Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie of Doggie Style - Man behind girl
Donation - Payment to a provider
Doubles - A threesome with two girls and you
DP - Double Penetration
DP - Digital penetration
DSL - Dick Sucking Lips
DT - Dining at the Toes
DT - Deep Throat
ECR - El Camino Real
Ellie - Law Enforcement
English - Spanking, etc.
Enhancements - Breast implants
Envelope - Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
Escort - A woman who is paid for her time and companionship.
Expats - Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans, Canadians or Europeans living in other countries.
FP - Face painting (Man ejaculates on woman's face)
Facial - Cumming on partner's face
FBSM - Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF - Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV - Finger In Vagina
Five-O - A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ - Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK - Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
Flake - Flaky Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB - Fresh Off the Boat (An immigrant who has recently arrived)
FOBU - Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC - Fuck of the century.
FOV - Finger Outside Vagina
FR - Field Report
French - Oral sex on either party.
French Kissing - Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without - Oral sex without condom
FS - Full Service, Sex
Full meal deal - Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
Full Service Intercourse - Sex
FUTB - Finger Up The Butt
Get Comfortable - Get completely naked.
GFE - Girl Friend Experience
Glove - Condom
GND - Girl Next Door
Golden Shower - Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek - Anal sex
GS - Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM - G-Spot Massage
Half and Half - Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors - Clean shaven pussy.
Hat - Condom
Herb Friendly - An escort who is amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden Charges - A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage - (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ - Hand Job
HM - High Mileage (Refers to an older, worn out provider)
HME - Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
Hobby - The The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist - A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Hooker - Prostitute.
Hostess Club - A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR - Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW - Hispanic Street Walker
HWP - Height and Weight Proportionate
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
Incall - You meet the girl at their place.
Independent or Indie - An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter - Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO - Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO - In Search Of
Italian - Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
Jack Shack - Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modeling) that is not usually full service. You should expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and a hand job, but more services might be available.

to be continued...

[LoveTheLadies]

Continued...

Jimmy Hat - A condom
John - A man who patronizes prostitutes
Lapdog - A man who worships providers to excess
L/A/S - Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip - Description of pubic hair
LBFM - Little Brown Fucking Machine
LCN - Latina Chica Network
LE - Law Enforcement
LEO - Law Enforcement Officer
LFK - Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper - Viagra
Little Blue Pill - Viagra
LK - Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP - Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
LOS - Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards - Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT - Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR - Long Term Relationship
Madame - Proprietress of an escort agency
Mall or Escort Mall - A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Mamasan - Female manager of an asian massage parlor (AMP).
Man in a boat - Clitoris
MBR Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean - Anal sex (e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean.")
Merkin - Pubic hair wig.
MG - Massage Girl
MIB - Man in blue, law enforcement officer.
Mileage - A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating an escort is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish - Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary - Man on top, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk - A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP - Massage Parlor
MP - Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA - Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG - Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops - She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
Newbie - A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO - Non-Government Organization
NGP - Non Genuine Photos
Nooner - A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show - Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch - No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC - Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS - Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS - Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA - No Strings Attached.
O or Os - Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clock - Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH - On the Other Hand
Outcall - The girl comes to your place.
Out or Outed - Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. (e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.)
OWO - Oral Without a condom
OWOTC - Oral Without Condom To Completion
P4P - Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
Party Hat - Condom
Pearl Necklace - Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
Papasan - Male manager of an asian massage parlor
Pimp - A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV - Penis in Vagina
PL - Pathetic Loser
PM - Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO - Phone Operator
Pooner - A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
POS - Pussy on the Side
PRC - Women from the <u>P</u>eople's <u>R</u>epublic of <u>C</u>hina
Provider - Escort, Call Girl, Prostitute (as the case may be)
PS - Private Show (Dance)
PSE - Porn Star Experience
Punter - British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes
PV - Private Viewing (Dance)
RA - Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat - Condom
RCA - Reverse Cowgirl Anal
Reverse Cowgirl - Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half - Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion
Reverse Massage - You massage her.
Review An evaluation of an escort, provider, AMP attendant, etc. May include information on her looks, attitude and service, etc.
Reverse Oral - The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming - Analingus
RMP - Russian Massage Parlor
ROB - Rip Off B i t c h
Roman - An orgy situation.
Roman Shower - Vomit play.
RTFF - Read the Fucking Forum
Russian - Penis between breasts, i.e. Titty Fucking
Russian In Australia - Short sex session, aka a "Quickie"
Safe - Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
San Juan Capistrano - BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbagger - A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans - Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC - Strip Club
Scat - Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening - A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self Post - A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service Masturbation - e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage - Not usually full service. expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session - Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker - Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe escorts, hookers, prostitutes, strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses, etc.
SFH - Sex for hire.
SG - Street Girls
Shemale - Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill - A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Sixty Nine, 69 - Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Slam or Slammed - An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO - Significant Other
SOMF - Sat On My Face
South of the Border - Genital Region
Southern France - BBBJ
SP - Service Provider
Spanish - ATM (Ass to Mouth)
Spanish In Australia - Penis between breasts
Spinner - Very petite, small, thin girl
Squirting or Squirter - Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
ST - Short Time
STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting - A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR - Short Term Relationship
Street action - Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll Path - An area frequented by street walkers
Summer Teeth - Her teeth; Some are there, some are not
Sunshine or Sunny - Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

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[LoveTheLadies]

Continued...

SW - Street Walker
SW - Sex Worker
Sybian - A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
Take care of business - Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP - Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag - Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TGTBT - Too Good To Be True
Throne Job - Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping - required hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ - Tijuana
TLN - Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT - Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team - A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the com***ity (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS - Take Out Service
Tossing Salad - Analingus
TP - Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Translation / Translator - Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
Tri-F - A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy
Trick - A sex act for money or a man who patronizes prostitutes.
Troll - Rude person on forums or someone who reads, but doesn't post.
Trolling - Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum, picking fights in a forum or just being a general pain in the ass in a forum.
Trolling - The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS - Transexual
Tuft - Description of pubic hair.
TUMA - Tongue Up My Ass
Turn tricks - Prostitution
TV - Transvestite
TVSW - Transvestite Street Walker
Two Call System - For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
Umbrella - Condom.
Uncovered - Without a condom.
VFM - Value For Money.
WAH - From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese)
WAH - Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports - Urination play.
WF - Wild Fuck
WG - Working girl
White Knight - A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
With - With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
Without - Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
WIR - Would I Repeat or Would I Return
WL - Working Lady
Working girl - An escort, prostitute, call girl, whatever the case may be.
WSW - White Street Walker
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV Girl - A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 and 1/2 - Half and half, oral sex + full service
411 - Seeking information.
420 - 4:20 AKA marijuana
69 - Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

WOW...that took a long time to post. I hope you like it and if you see anything missing or you want to add anything, feel free!

[LoveTheLadies]

Here's a few I guess I missed:

Agency - An organization or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session.

Attempts - Trying to reach orgasm. e.g. “She allowed multiple attempts: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.”

Commercial Company - Prostitution

Date Rape Drug or "Roofies" - Rohypnol (generic name flunitrazepam) has been associated with date rape, and has also been called the "Forget Pill," "Trip-and-Fall," and "Mind-Erasers." In combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout with memory loss and a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around the country have reported being raped after being involuntarily sedated with Rohypnol, which was often slipped into their drink by an attacker. The drug has no taste or odor so the victims don't realize what is happening. About ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the woman may feel dizzy and disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too cold, or nauseated. She may experience difficulty speaking and moving, and then pass out. Such victims have no memories of what happened while under the drug's influence.

[bigdaddyjim]

I read this article when I got started and bookmarked it. I've passed it along to a few newbies and some buddies who got started too. Hope ya enjoy it.

How To Treat Escorts

When the escort arrives, treat her like a blind date. Tell her she looks nice. Smile, be friendly. Invite her in. I generally keep a variety of refreshments to offer her, like wine, soft drinks, fruit juice. If you smoke you can let her know she can smoke. If you don’t, then let her know she can’t.

If this is your first time with her, she will probably go into a script. She needs to know you’re not a cop or a violent weirdo or someone who’s going to be trouble. She also needs to let you know that she’s expecting you to pay up front, but she can’t ask you to give her money for sex, because that would be prostitution, and that’s not what she does.

Generally the woman will start out asking something neutral like, “Have you used the service before?” She trying to determine what you know and what she’s going to have to tell you about. If you’ve used other services before then let her know that so she knows that you understand the rules.

If you don’t know what to do and it’s your first time, just say so. That way she can give you the information you need. If you’re embarrassed or nervous, let her know it’s your first time and that you feel a little awkward. This helps her to help you relax, talk a little more, and allow you to get comfortable. Everyone has a first time for calling an escort service and part of the escort’s job is to let you know how to do it.

She will then explain the rules about the agency fee and the tips, tell you that you are expected to pay up front and what the time limits are. She will explain that there are different tips for different services. Eventually she will ask you, “What do you want to do?” When she asks you this, you are expected to tell her what you want. This is usually an awkward moment if it’s your first time. What you want to get across is whether you want to get laid, just want head, or both. And you can just say it if you want, and that’s fine. These women aren’t shy and you can be comfortable talking to them about your sexual interests. That is what they are there for and they aren’t bashful.

It’s just my personality, but I like to start with some humor to break the ice. I may ask, “How much would you charge to have my baby?” This usually gets them laughing — and some find it erotic. They’ll usually say something like, “I don’t do that,” or, “You couldn’t afford it,” to which I might reply, “Well, then, how much for an attempt?” This is a good way to lighten up the mood.

Many women are escorts because they like their job. The more comfortable they feel around you, the more they can enjoy their work.

As I said before, I personally like women who like their work. I like women to enjoy having sex with me. If that’s what you want, then you think like I do. They are trying to give you the pleasures you want, so the more accurately you communicate with them, the easier it is for them to satisfy you as a customer. And like any business women, these women enjoy working with their better clients.

After you let her know what you want it’s time to give her the money. She’ll let you know what she expects and how to pay her. The best way is to lay it on a table and have her pick it up rather than handing it to her. It’s a legal thing: You’re not really giving her thee money for sex. You’re paying her for her time and tipping her because she is a beautiful and attractive woman. And this beautiful woman finds you irresistible as well and you are so attractive that even though she shouldn’t, she just can’t control her desires and can’t resist having sex with you. You get the picture …

After she’s been paid, she will usually have to call the agency and let them know she has arrived, been paid, and that everything is fine so they can start the clock running. (When your time is up, the agency will call you back if she hasn’t called in first.) After she gets off the phone, she’s all yours.

This is the time to start getting relaxed with the escort, time for a little small talk. She may ask what you do; you might ask how long she’s been working in this field and what she likes. If you’re having personal problems, you might want to talk to her about them. I find it’s easier to talk to an escort than a psychologist and the advice is just as good. Escorts are an anonymous person, who is a woman, and you can ask her anything about women that you would be afraid to ask other women you know. Most escorts love to answer these questions and they are glad to fill you in on the secrets that hardly any guys know about what women really want. In fact, although most men think they know women, they really don’t. According to many escorts I’ve talked to, the average guy doesn’t have a clue about what women want. If you ask a few questions you might find that you can learn a lot of things you didn’t know.

[Orlandoescort]

There's some really good info in here for you new fellas

If y'all are sweet to us, we'll be soooo sweet to you.

Now what are you waiting on? I'm just waiting on you

[bigdaddyjim]

This one was good too, I'll put it in here too.

Getting ready to meet your escort


Escorts are ladies and they like to be treated like ladies. They’re not hookers, street walkers or whores. The happier you make them, the happier they make you. I have found that escorts are some of the finest and most interesting women you’ll ever meet and it’s a real treat to get to know them.
I recommend that you prepare for your escort’s arrival the same way you would for a date. Treat her like a queen and she’ll treat you like a king. Make sure your place is clean, make the bed, spray some scented air freshener, take a bath, brush your teeth, and trim your fingernails. Put on some music if that’s what you’re into, or a tasteful X-rated video that appeals to women. Candle light is a nice touch. You want to create a romantic environment so that she knows you’re a gentleman and a sophisticated lover. Even though she’s a pro, all women like to be romanced. And if she’s having a good time, you’re going to have a good time.

Make sure you turn the porch light on so that she can find the house. You don’t want her to waste a lot of time locating the place. Be sure to put your valuables away. Don’t leave your wallet out on the table, because there’s no point in putting a stranger in a situation that tests her honesty. But do have the fee and the tip out and lying on the table when she arrives.
If the escort is more than half an hour late, call the agency to check on her status. They might say that she’s on her way and tell you when she will get there, but sometimes they will have to page her again. Many times agencies promise that the escort will arrive at a time that isn’t realistic. Sometimes the escort just doesn’t call in and they have to get someone else. I get really frustrated when an agency fails to deliver, but sometimes you have to stay on them to get someone to actually show up. You might have to try several services before you find one that is consistently reliable.

[LoveTheLadies]

Since jim's got himself a few articels, I looked around a little and found a good one for after she's there and you've paid. Enjoy!

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At some point the escort will ask you if you want to “get comfortable.” This means “Are you ready to have sex?” Your job now is to lead her to the bedroom (or wherever you want to get down) and get naked. To protect herself legally, she will wait until you’re naked before she undresses. I suppose the legal idea here is that you’ve paid for her, but when she sees your irresistible naked body, she can no longer control herself and has to fuck you
Relax and enjoy it. She a pro and you are the client. This isn’t a woman you have to impress. She’s been with a lot of other men who are a lot better looking than you, and a lot worse looking than you. As far as comparing yourself to other clients, if you are clean, sober, and nice to her, and made her laugh, you’re already in the top 10% of all clients and you’re doing just fine.

If you’re nervous, you might start out with a back rub to get used to touching each other. Take your time. If this is your first time and you’re uncomfortable, you might want to agree up front that you may need extra time and work out an extra tip and agency fee so that you can take longer if necessary. That way you don’t have to rush things.

During foreplay, touch her softly like you would do with any other lover. Be romantic. Even though she is a pro, she is also a woman and her body responds like any woman’s. If you know what you’re doing, she is going to have a very good time too. Women enjoy sex and if the situation is right, they like to get their rocks off, just like you.

You want to be sensitive to what she wants. Some women don’t like you to put your finger in them. Others just love it. If she says don’t do something, don’t do it. Most escorts don’t do anal sex, so if that’s what you want, you should say so when you call and get an escort that will do it. Also, kissing on the mouth is generally a no-no, so don’t even try without asking first.
A condom is required. Don’t ask if you can skip it because VD is real and the woman doesn’t want to get it, or give it to you. However, many women don’t buy the best condoms, so if you have a brand you like, buy your own and offer to use your condoms. It will save her from having to use one of hers. It will also avoid an awkward delay if she forgets to bring one and would otherwise have to leave and run to the store to get one. This actually happens more often than it should.

I always keep a tube of KY Jelly by the bed. Lubrication is good. She may be wet enough already, but often she won’t be. There are several reasons that a woman may not get wet, even when she’s hot. These include where she is in her monthly cycle, if she’s just douched, her mood, how many other guys she’s done today, if her rent’s paid, or what medication she’s on (nasal decongestants will dry up more than her nose). So after putting the condom on, grease it up good.

Although the escort is supposed to bring these supplies it’s a good idea that you have your own. I’ve had several escorts show up and forget to bring things so don’t count on them having their act together. Besides, you may prefer a better brand of condom than they have. I personally like Lifestyle Ultra Thin Lubricated condoms. I don’t get the ones with Nonoxidol 9 because I’ve had several escorts mention they have a bad reaction to it. I also keep a supply of tampons and douche. Also have clean washcloths and towels in the bathroom so you both can clean up afterwards.

Being clean is a big turn on for escorts. Women like guys when they just got out of the shower. All women like candle light. Escorts are no exception.

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PSE: PORNSTAR EXPERENCE:

FS- Full Service (Intercourse-always covered)

BBBJTCIM- Bare Back Blow Job Take Cum In Mouth (always-if you don’t feel comfortable with offering this service, then you should explain to you client the chemistry between the two of you is just not there, but your willing to offer in either: Safe GFE or GFE)

BLS- Ball Lick Sucking (while offering BJ, make sure to play/lick/suck his balls)

DATY-Dining at the “Y” (Oral on you)

Digits-Use of fingers (fingering)-YMMV (your mileage may very-not every client)

DFK-Deep French Kissing (full fledge make-out session)

MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (1 release for half hour, 2 releases for the hour)

Facials- Client releases on your face

Pearl Necklaces- Client releases on your neck, and chest

Russian- Titty Fuck

Tea Baggin- You lay on the bed, while a client drops is balls in your mouth

Rimming- Licking of the anus (your can offer it to them - or allow it)